Monkey Madness

How can Alex Turner from the Arctic Monkeys be named NME's coolest man on the planet?!
The guy is only 19 years old to start with, does that even fall under the category of 'man'. Shouldn't there be a seperate category for 'boy who has only released 1 single'. Don't get me wrong, the guy is pretty cool and I love his music but perhaps somewhere between 4 and 6 would have been a better placing.
...And where the hell was Graham Coxon. The guy is still alive NME!